|Shadowy Organization Seeking Writers!|
|Written by Administrator|
|Tuesday, 15 July 2008 22:54|
The following is a message from the SSDWC, the Secret Society for Delayed World Conquest. We here at the SSDWC would like to remind you that the following message, like the SSDWC, does not exist.
The SSDWCC is looking for additional writers and editors for our news podcast and our website to support it, www.ssdwc.org.
Applicants should have skill with words, whether ad copy, comedy, skit writing, fanfiction, or editing (script or prose). They will also need to have or quickly develop a strong working knowledge of the terminology of mad science, conspiracies, and the various methodologies of world domination, as demonstrated by the vast history of the SSDWC and our rival organizations.
During this special offer, writers and editors who are selected will be able to skip the usual extensive SSDWC induction protocols. Your acceptance package includes an extensive non-monetary, immaterial compensation package, including Agent-status membership in SSDWC Media*.
With excellent work and Inner Council approval, you can gain access to special perks, including free usage of any experimental doomsday superweapons, rocket packs, or company invisible hovercars while they are in beta testing.**
For more information, or to submit a short resume with writing sample (or link to one), please email:
Again, thank you for listening to this message from the SSDWC, the Secret Society for Delayed World Conquest.
SSDWC. The World is Ours... Just, Not Today.
*Plus, we won't have to kill you for reading this message.
**Remember, practice Safe Specs! Use of experimental prototypes is at your own risk.